Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris war schon auf der Fusion unser Running Gag, wobei wir festgestellt haben, dass man a) eher männlichen Geschlechts und b) Fan trashiger 80ies-Streifen sein sollte, um hierüber zu lachen. Hier mal meine Top10:1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
2. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
5. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
6. The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
8. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
9. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
10. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Mehr auf: chucknorrisfacts.com
posted by undskyld at 6:23 AM
2 Comments:
"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!"
Sollte man nie vergessen!
4:07 AM
Mouaahahaha
And do you know Jean-Claude van Damme? he's great!
Maybe not as much as Chuck Norris but he's a real philosopher
ok I'll try to translate:
" J'adore les cacahuetes. Tu bois une biere et tu en as marre du gout. Alors tu manges des cacahuetes. Les cacahuetes c'est doux et salé, fort et tendre,comme une femme. Manger des cacahuetes, it's a really strong feeling. Et apres tu as de nouveau envie de boire de la bière. Les cacahuetes c'est le mouvement perpétuel à la portée de l'homme ". J.C. VanDamme"
> "I love peanuts.You drink a beer and you're fed up with its taste. So, you eat peanuts. peanuts are soft and salted, strong and tender, like a woman. Eating peanutes, it's a real strong feeling (sic). And after that, you want a beer again. Peanuts, it's the perpetual motion within human reach."
... waouhhh ....impressing isn't it?
4:02 PM
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